Another "funny" s moment (in quotes because I am not sure if it is funny or just plain scary):
Her nanny was putting her down for her nap. I guess she must have been resisting. So the nanny said, "I am going to count to 5. You better go to sleep." s responded, "I am going to count to 10. You better get out of here."
I guess you would need to have a smart mouth when you are a dishwasher.