I have a feeling that this is going to be a series.
Picture this: G had ordered some new bathing suits for Gmom. We are at the kitchen as G opens the packaging to check the items out. They were a little loud (in my opinion) but I kept quiet.
g says, "Papa, is that for the floor or for the bed?"
hilarity ensues....well, it took me a while to stop laughing as g looked at me, puzzled.